- It had to have been a woman hater
A real angry chap, a true mandater
Of high style from shoes to hat.
- I think he invented girdles and then
And insisted each maiden and doyenne
Look indecent in a much too short skirt.
- But females really must take all the blame
That they should wear clothes which make them feel shame
And cause pain they can't tolerate.
- This woman hater is really quite good
But the lowest blow he dealt womanhood
Was inventing pantyhose.
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