Whenever I shower I wear my glasses too,
So I can read which bottle is the shampoo.
How many ways can a fitted sheet not fit?
I lost count at four ways every time I do it.
When I wash socks I put them in by the pair.
When I finish there is an odd number in there.
I’ve tried to put my keys in the same place as before,
I lost two keys doing that, so I don’t do that anymore.
When I bend over to pick up something off the floor,
While I am down, I wonder if I can find anything more.
These are my own secrets so why am I telling you?
Because I’ll bet that you do this exciting stuff too!
©8/26/21 Walt Perryman