Monday, August 1, 2022

A Few Mysteries and Secrets of My Exciting Life

By Walt Perryman

Whenever I shower I wear my glasses too,
So I can read which bottle is the shampoo.

How many ways can a fitted sheet not fit?
I lost count at four ways every time I do it.

When I wash socks I put them in by the pair.
When I finish there is an odd number in there.

I’ve tried to put my keys in the same place as before,
I lost two keys doing that, so I don’t do that anymore.

When I bend over to pick up something off the floor,
While I am down, I wonder if I can find anything more.

These are my own secrets so why am I telling you?
Because I’ll bet that you do this exciting stuff too!

©8/26/21 Walt Perryman

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