Sunday, March 1, 2026

Irish Eyes

 

By Mattie Lennon

The Boy Who Would Be TAOISEACH Speaking His Mind


I have just finished reading "Speaking My Mind" by Leo Varadkar in which he pulls out all the stops to lead the reader through his personal and political life. In the first twenty pages he describes how as a gay student in Trinity he always had a plausible answer to the question why he didn’t have a Girlfriend.


Leo Varadkar was born in Blanchardstown, Dublin 15, in 1979 when I was living around the corner from his parents Doctor Ashok Varadkar, who was raised a Hindu, and his mother Miriam a Catholic who was a nurse. They had their garage converted for use as a surgery. As a child Leo developed a colour-coded system which simplified the filing of patient’s charts. So it is no surprise that, as a thirteen year old, he was well able to hold his own in discussions about the Maastricht Treaty, with the erudite people that his parents would have as dinner-guests.


I lived around the corner from the Varadkar family but because I worked for a semi state company, I had a panel Doctor. Doctor Varadkar was not my doctor but I did have occasion to visit him and I found him to be a perfect gentleman.


Leo was a brilliant student but didn’t like writing short stories. “I couldn’t understand how anyone would want to write something untrue.” I wonder what his later day political colleagues thought of that mind-set.


He mentions his local library and how he was a regular visitor there. I know from experience that he was in the minority in that respect. When I lived in Blanchardstown there would be a queue for the Bingo hall but the library would be almost deserted. One Smart Alec even defined a Blanchardstown intellectual as, “A person who goes into the library when it’s not raining,”


Up to the time of writing I haven’t ever met Leo Varadkar face to face but because my son went to the same school as his sister Sophie and, as a parent, I was part of a shared school run and I often drove her to school. I think I’m not using the word genius out of its capacity by describing her as such.


Michael Foot’s, “A political memoir is the last refuge of a politician who has run out of applause” doesn’t hold water here. Leo has not yet run out of applause. At the launch of Speaking My Mind, he expressed the hope that his memoir would serve as the first draft of history for what was an eventful time in Irish politics and it would be difficult to disagree with that. It drew a heartfelt round of applause. And it has been applauded many times since.


The author may have not been a fan of the short story but from the first page of Speaking My Mind it is obvious that he is a skilled wordsmith. Did he always speak his mind? No, and in this autobiography he has no trouble admitting it. When he met President Trump at Shannon Airport on 05th June 2019, The Donald had a lot of bile to spew about Betty Midler, “She’s a nasty woman” he said, “very nasty. Literally nobody likes her. Ugly woman.” Leo writes, “I tried to steer Trump onto more weighty topics, but he was seething...I would have loved to tell him that I’m a great fan of Bette Midler and I love “Beaches”-and perhaps the younger me would have done- but I’d grown more experienced as a politician, I had come to realise there were times when the national interest or the greater good required me to hold my tongue.” When describing giving a bowl of shamrock to Trump he says something that many would see as a debatable point, "Donald is many things but he’s certainly not stupid. His intelligence and cunning were extremely apparent."


Leo has his critics and who hasn’t but even his most hardened opponents would admit that he is the direct opposite to the description given by the Daily Tribune, “Self-obsessed, bitter, evasive — was Leo Varadkar just an Irish Boris Johnson?” And none of those traits appeared when the man whose childhood ambition was to become Taoiseach had his book shortlisted for the Dubray Biography of the Year 2025. He was in the company of such literary heavyweights as Julia Kelly, Miriam O’ Callaghan, Stephen Travers, Sarah Corbett Lynch and Brenda Fricker.


Not afraid to describe others as he sees them he is the author of many descriptions of his fellow-man. He says Boris Johnson was “Funny and could be charming” while Nigel Farage can be, “Jovial and chatty.” And others come under the heading of “odd” or “Tetchy". Compliments are not always so concise; Of Brendan Howlin he says, “I’d been known as a Rottweiler in my younger days but he’s certainly capable of being a terrier with a bone.”


Different things have stuck in the former politician’s mind for different reasons, like Michael O’ Leary’s simple request, “Just drop the

f**king tax.


Highlights? There were many. The first time he was appointed Taoiseach, after he felt the population were asking, “Can Ireland really cope with a gay Taoiseach?” and he got his answer that indeed we could. The day he addressed our little country from the steps opposite the White House, the day of the Marriage Equality Referendum, and the day in March 2024 when he decided it was time to go, but there is one day that he treasures most of all: Matt Barrett is a cardiovascular surgeon from Geesala in the Mayo Gaeltacht.


If I were writing for a less sophisticated readership I could tell a story about a member of that particular profession. It’s funny and I’m sorry that I can’t share it with you. It’s about a famous Dublin heart specialist who died and everyone who was anyone was gathered at his funeral in Mount Jerome Crematorium. A top of the range coffin was displayed in front of a large heart. When the Minister finished the sermon and everyone had said their good-byes the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.


Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing and the person beside him asked what was so funny only to be told, “I was thinking about my own funeral, you see, I’m a gynaecologist.”


Where was I? Oh yes. Matt Barrett. Doctor Barratt and Doctor Varadkar have been together for eleven years. I meant to tell you the story of how they met but you’ll have to read it yourself as my deadline is dangerously close. I have only time to tell you that "Speaking My Mind" is published by Sandycove which is part of the Penguin Random House group, that you are in for a treat and this hardback is worth its price for the 78 wonderful colour pics alone. Enjoy every one of the 421 pages.


I for one am looking forward to his next book.


See you in April.


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