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By Walt Perryman
Whenever I shower, I wear my glasses too,
So, I can read which bottle is the shampoo.
How many ways can a fitted sheet not fit?
I lose count at four ways every time I do it.
When I wash socks, I put them in by the pair.
When I finish, I pull an odd number out of there.
I’ve tried to put my keys in the same place as before,
I lost two keys doing that, so I don’t do that anymore.
When I bend over to pick up something and I often do,
While I’m down, I look around for something else to do.
These are my own secrets, so why am I telling you?
Because I’ll bet that most of you do this stuff too!
©6/17/2026 Walt Perryman
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